ITS SO CUTE CAUSE ITS JUST SO SWEET.

Man Stabs Himself, Throws Intestines at Cops
A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.
The gruesome scene played out at a home in Hackensack, N.J., where 43-year-old Wayne Carter allegedlybarricaded himself in on Sunday, NBC New York reported.
Officers got a call that morning when a witness said Carter was threatening to harm himself with a knife. Two cops responded, kicked in the door and found Carter in the corner, the station reported.
Carter allegedly ignored officers’ orders to put down the knife, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.
An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding manhad no effect, the Associated Press reported.
That’s when Carter — disemboweled but responsive — reportedly threw bits of his skin and intestines at the officers.
They decided to retreat and call in the Bergen County SWAT team, Hackensack police Lt. John Heinemann told reporters. The team was able to subdue Carter and get him to a hospital, where he remained in critical condition on Monday.
Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven’t been confirmed.
No charges have yet been filed due to the unusual nature of the incident.
Interesting.
I absolutely read that last comment as “intestining”
Damn, east coast, you gettin scary
Anyone wanna call PCP or LSD in this case too? Pretty sure we are all gonna die soon. Im not saying zombies but…
ZOMBIES!
It’s seriously terrifying that all these stories keep popping up suddenly..
Now I’m not saying it’s zombies, but it’s zombies. So, can I bash some freakin’ heads in now?
SHIT NOW IT’S IN NEW JERSEY
FIRST FLORIDA NOW NEW JERSEY
I DON’T THINK I WANT TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE IN CONNECTICUT IN AUGUST OMG….i used to live like, twenty minutes from hackensack.
JESUS FUCK ALL MY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS RUN THE FUCK AWAY PLEASE
I STILL LIVE LIKE 20 MINUTES FROM HACKSACK
FUCK I WANT TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE NOW ;A;
Tumblr you need to stop with this shit.
everyone is stupid
Ah hahah Bath Salts, not even once.
At least, if this story is true, im assuming thats what it is. Apparently this drug is ridiculous [and actually appearing at high rates around my area omg if something like this happens in my town im going to cry]
Or its just someone trying to bring more hype to the zombie apocalypse theory going on and making more stories up.
Or maybe there’s just a ton of people going cray-cray i dunno.
LJFDSLKJFASKL;D OF COURSE ITS IN FUCKING NEW JERSEY.

holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
what
Fuck everything. Just fuck Florida guys… Ugh. I’m in the middle there is no escape unless we break our island off. But then we are just screwed.
This isn’t real right.
Please say it isn’t real.

IM FUCKING READY.
